Oh come on you guys. It’s Friday. Four weeks before the election. Let’s give Trump supporters a break. All they ever wanted was a hero like Barack Obama. They wanted someone who could fill stadiums, speak eloquently, and bring the roof down too. Why should the African Americans have all the fun? Huh?
This seems to happen all the time. Let’s see. African Americans had James Brown. Wasn’t long before we had our “White James Brown“. They had the Jackson 5. We rolled out the Osmonds! We showed them! But things seemed sane then and African Americans would merely say, “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”, even though they realized we were actually trying to get us some of those $ $ bills too.
Then things got crazy. We stopped imitating and discovered gold in contrast. I’m sure you remember the Cosby Show. What soon followed? Roseanne which was the antithesis of The Cosby Show. If eating boogers on The Cosby Show was taboo, it was celebrated on Roseanne. Now enters Barack Obama. We all know what followed him. Trump. Poor Trump trying to give speeches on the level of Obama. (Embarrassing as hell). If snatching coochie is taboo at Obama rallies it’s encouraged at Trump rallies. Contrast. As you can see in the following photo, trumpettes even wear T-shirts begging Trump to snatch their coochies and even inviting him to talk dirty to them.
A quick Root-Cause-Analysis shows that once again it’s Obama’s fault. If he had shown his “White” side at least HALF the time while in office we wouldn’t have needed Trump.
Thanks Obama!!!
(Please file under humor ;) )
